Meanwhile in America, NBC has tape delayed the asteroid hitting Earth.
GOLD METAL GOES TO "COUSIN HECTOR"
>And the supermodels?...huh?.
Isn't Runway Walking the next Olympic demo sport?
YOU HAVE OUR VOTE!
I guess the Rolling Stones were asking for too much money.
DIDN'T YA HEAR Jools, THE GLITTER TWINS WERE PREPPING FOR PARA OLYMPIC OPENER.